New service available

For those of you who haven’t the time to leave your computer or smart phone and venture into the real world.

I can offer the time poor a $200 service which includes one naughty phone call,one naughty Video and four naughty texts.

The money of course has to be in my account before any fun activity commences.

It’s handy for those lonely nights on the road or those times when you just can’t be bothered to leave your house.